2026 is the year humanoid robots become part of our lives and are on sale to buy. This is exciting news for those of us who have always wanted a robotic assistant.
According to the creators of these robots we have entered the “Rosey Era” which has given us access to multifunctioning humanoid assistants.
These assistants are designed to handle complex chores like folding laundry, clearing tables, running the dishwasher, sorting shoes, and even brewing espresso.
The most prominent trend is the move toward "embodied AI," where robots learn from real-world, messy home environments to become fully autonomous. Send them to my place they will get plenty of training.
In addition to cleaning, domestic robots are being used as security guards, pet companions and health monitors (e.g., fall detection for the elderly).
Eager to acquire a robot of my own I have been busy browsing and checking out my options. There is plenty of choice although pricing may be an obstacle for some potential buyers.
Prices typically start at $5,000 and can reach $20,000 depending on the robot’s abilities. The good news is that there are subscription models available at the high end (around $499 per month).
Another downside is design. It’s hard to imagine anyone wanting a robot that looks like Stalin-era industrial machinery, but that seems to be the predominant ‘look’. Instead of legs the robots have wheels and their torso is a column that can be raised or lowered to different heights.
My personal preference is a robot that looks similar to a mannequin – one with human features. Instead they are made to blend into our homes like white goods.
As a consumer I want ‘personalised’ robots like our phones or handheld devices. They should come in a range of colours and styles. And it isn’t just Rosey-era robots that are getting attention. Even Samantha the sex doll has had an upgrade, one that has made her more politically correct. Samantha 2026 has the ability to provide consent and show her feelings if she feels disrespected.
Now she can go into ‘dummy mode’ if she detects aggression. When she is in dummy mode, the motorised parts of Samantha’s body – her hands, arms, hips, facial expressions – shut down. These really are exciting times and the year has only just begun!